The Garbage Lady
A few months ago i was driving into the garage of our complex and I passed the blue garbage dumpster as it sitting on the street. There was a woman standing inside the dumpster riping bags open looking for bottles and cans, i guess, but she was going through everything, opening every bag and dumping it out. I felt really wierd about it so as the apartment manager i felt it was my job to get her out of there. Her car, by the way was a station wagon and it was stuffed with so many bags of crap to recycle, she could barely fit in the front seat to drive away. Ok, so there is a good ending to this but we have to go to a little bday party so I'll finish tonight. To be continued.....

5 Comments:
can't wait....
7:58 PM
you beat the heck out of her, didn't you?
5:09 PM
Tease!
I bet you invited her in for tea and crumpets and now you're all really good friends, and somehow she used to be a famous movie star back in the 1940s and Doug is now going to revive her career with a spectacular screenplay called “Love and Math” and it will be an overnight success at Sundance next year, and you’ll sell the movie rights for a butt-load of money (negotiating a few back end points to pad your profits) and you'll all be rich and famous...um...the end.
10:05 PM
It's like a Choose you own adventure story. We should really do this more often.
4:34 PM
So I guess you're saying that not what happened?
7:10 PM
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