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Sunday, April 02, 2006

The Garbage Lady

A few months ago i was driving into the garage of our complex and I passed the blue garbage dumpster as it sitting on the street. There was a woman standing inside the dumpster riping bags open looking for bottles and cans, i guess, but she was going through everything, opening every bag and dumping it out. I felt really wierd about it so as the apartment manager i felt it was my job to get her out of there. Her car, by the way was a station wagon and it was stuffed with so many bags of crap to recycle, she could barely fit in the front seat to drive away. Ok, so there is a good ending to this but we have to go to a little bday party so I'll finish tonight. To be continued.....

5 Comments:

Blogger burtons*north said...

can't wait....

7:58 PM

 
Blogger 2x2momma said...

you beat the heck out of her, didn't you?

5:09 PM

 
Blogger JoMama said...

Tease!

I bet you invited her in for tea and crumpets and now you're all really good friends, and somehow she used to be a famous movie star back in the 1940s and Doug is now going to revive her career with a spectacular screenplay called “Love and Math” and it will be an overnight success at Sundance next year, and you’ll sell the movie rights for a butt-load of money (negotiating a few back end points to pad your profits) and you'll all be rich and famous...um...the end.

10:05 PM

 
Blogger sydney said...

It's like a Choose you own adventure story. We should really do this more often.

4:34 PM

 
Blogger JoMama said...

So I guess you're saying that not what happened?

7:10 PM

 

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