inspections

This was so funny. I had to do apartment inspections today, so I put up a notice yesterday letting everybody know I'd be coming into their apt between 10a-12p. I ring the doorbell on 114 and knock and wait just like I do on all the other apartments. No one answered. I unlock the door with the master key, open it just slightly and holler, "It's emily, are you guys here?" I step in and holler the same thing a little louder just in case they are in the back and didn't hear the doorbell. Nothing. I open a few closets. I'm looking for leaks from showers or toilets in the units above. These leaks always show up in closets. Anyway, I'm snooping about and notice their bedroom door is closed, in fact all the hallway doors are closed. I knock on the bedroom door and nothing. (alright, i'm just being paranoid...they're at work) I slowly open the door and step into the room just in time to hear a wierd sort of snort-flutter from the bed in the corner. Yep, there they were. Kristy and Ricky sacked out in bed at 11:20 am. No, they weren't naked or anything. That would have made for a better (albeit more terrifying) story, but thankfully they were just snoozing like bricks. I turned around, shut the door and ran out. Inspection complete.