I just killed a squirrel

A big, fat one right in front of preschool. I was just driving down the street and he came from the right side. I barely saw him out of the corner of my eye. Crazy animals run out all the time but they rarely match up with the tires so i thought it was nothing. But then after a little bump under my left tires, i checked the rear view mirror. There he lay, this huge (squirrels are massive in our area because they eat so much crap from humans) flat smoosh of fur. His tail twitched several times and i nearly vomited in the car as i was driving. Ew. I killed a cat once in high school. I was driving down Bell Road in the Sprint and i plowed a gray cat as it darted into the road. I felt like I'd killed a little kid or something. I don't even like cats but the feeling was so yucky, i just burst into tears.

Ah well, poor fat squirrel. Hopefully your rodent kinsfolk will be wiser, or faster, than you.