Mrs. Plastic Surgery, Rm 9

Walking through trader joe's this afternoon, i see a woman in an aqua tank browsing the dairy case. Nice boob job, I think to myself. I mean, they seemed pretty obvious and sadly not out of the ordinary considering my surroundings. There are fakies all over the place. But she was sort of strutting like they were brand new and taking them out for a test drive. tight tank, floral mini, huge sunglasses, etc., she was playing the part. We go down another aisle and back around to the diary case and i hear Sophie say, Oh Hi, Miss Norwood! what the?? It's sophie's 2nd grade teacher! We chat for about 5 minutes about this and that and all i can think is "don't stare at her chest, don't stare at her chest." Suspicions confirmed. they were definitely not that big during the christmas program. i'd remember. ha ha ha. classic!